When Big Brother Is Forest Gump

I'm not entirely sure whether to be angry or to laugh at this one.

Apparently, our Congress has agreed to do mandatory screenings for new employees as a way to keep illegal immigrants from obtaining jobs here in the U.S. The problem is, they are using a faulty system.

Personally, I'm not too fond of what this administration has been doing as it is regarding turning our democracy into an American version of the Soviet state. This, however, seems a bit ludicrous, even for our elected officials.

The system that is proposed has been tested in small groups. It has failed everywhere. Legal immigrants have come up as illegal. Illegal immigrants have passed. This is the system they demand we use.

Part of me wants to get a second job in retail just to be able to get deported to Italy.

I think that I am more convinced than ever that if we were able to bring back George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and the other founding fathers, they would take up arms against our government.

Of course, if we did bring them back, they'd immediately be sent over the border to Mexico.