Survey Says...

A recent study claims that 95% of Americans have had pre-marital sex. This leads to so many questions:

• If the Christian/Catholic Right makes up more than 5% of our population (it does, by a lot), what gives?
• Why are condoms in high schools taboo for so many people?
• How could so many of us be anti-abortion?
• What the heck have that 5% been doing with their free time?

I am curious to know how much lower the percentage is for post-marital sex.

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George W. Bush says he wants to grow the army and the Marine Corp. Does it dawn on him that he's done more than enough damage with the military he already has?

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Miss USA was given a second chance. I was really worried about this. I mean, this is important, life-changing stuff. Thank goodness it's over and we can fill our news slots with something more valuable -- like what Britney isn't wearing today.

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Wow. 95%?